We reckon learning funny slang words and colloquial phrases can be just as important as formalities when you're travelling.
Don't be fooled by that letter i — the word Craic is pronounced crack.
It's one of the more well-known — but rarely understood — Irish slang words.
Make no mistake, craic is a central pillar of Irish culture.
Understanding WHAT IS THE CRAIC is an important first step on your journey towards understanding Irish people in general.
Well, what the bejaysus does craic mean anyway?
Put simply, craic means fun. But there's a little more to it than that.
Craic is fun and flowing conversation. It can mean good times, good company and conversation. It can include storytelling and jesting, banter or slagging.
Sometimes craic can even mean breaking social rules (though not laws), being mischievous or getting up to no good.
A local Irish person might refer to this as 'divilment'.
One thing is for sure; you always have 'the craic', never 'a craic'.
And craic always, always, always involves laughter.
Craic can also be used in the past tense.
You might hear a conversation go something like this...
"How was the gig last night?"
"It was absolutely solid craic"
"The craic was 90"
Or you might hear someone describe a location or event as 'Craic Central'. Rough translation = that place is good fun.
Another common phrase you may encounter is 'Craic agus Ceoil' .
You've wrapped your head around the concept of 'craic'. Now comes an even tougher one...
Grand, grand, grand.
You'll hear this one a lot in Ireland.
Where an American might respond with 'fine' when asked how they are doing — even if they are just OK — Irish people use the G word.
You'll hear this conversation a lot in Ireland:
Don't make the mistake of assuming that the Irish grand is the same as the wider English language meaning of 'royal' or 'fancy'.
Grand is spelled the same way as the 'grand' you know but the meaning and use are both slightly different.
Grand basically means OK, par or average.
Grand = 'Not bad'.
Another common Irish phrase that employs the word grand is A Grand Stretch In The Evenings - this is the period in March or April when evenings begin to brighten significantly.
👋 3 Ways To Say Hello To Irish People
In everyday conversation, most Irish people use some variation of 'how are you' as a greeting.
Not so much a conversation-opener as a quick greeting.
Howaya can be treated the same as Hello most of the time.
In normal circumstances, when an Irish person says 'Howaya', they don't actually want to know your inner thoughts and emotions.
It's basically a quick way to greet an acquaintance without the need for a longer chat.
A very normal sight would be Irish people passing each other on the street, swapping 'Howaya's' and carrying on their way, without missing a step.
There's often no need for an answer!
2. "What's The Craic?"
When you ask someone 'What's The Craic?', you're essentially saying hello, not asking them if they're enjoying themselves (i.e. how they are).
As with 'Howaya', the asker doesn't always want to know the details.
In fact they very rarely do.
Don't be offended if you receive a blank stare after your detailed and emotional response to 'what's the craic'.
3. "How's She Cuttin'?"
Ireland has modern 21st century cities and sophisticated tour operators (ahem).
At its heart though, Ireland is still an agricultural country.
As a result, lots of Irish slang derives from life down on the farm.
You might hear that something is happening, 'till the cows come home', for example.
Taken literally, 'How's She Cuttin'?' refers either to the state of your plough or grass-cutting equipment.
It's a bit of a comic phrase, to be frank; the Irish equivalent of 'Top Of The Morning' (which, by the way, Irish people NEVER, ever (ever) use).
Of course, the standard response to 'How's She Cuttin' is: "She's suckin' diesel".
Our 4x4 VagaTron tour vehicles do suck diesel.
But if an Irish persons says this to you, don't take them literally!
Everyone has moments when words escape them.
In a situation where someone from the USA might say, 'doohickey', we Irish say, 'that yoke'.
'Yoke' is the perfect noun substitute.
"Can you pass me that yoke?"
"Where did I leave that yoke?".
Yoke can literally mean anything.
🍳 IMPORTANT: Not egg yolk. These are for breakfast.
We Irish are known for our way with words.
The giants of literature — Beckett, Yeats, Heaney et al — upheld a tradition of storytelling.
However, slagging is arguably more important to Ireland as a cultural foundation stone.
Otherwise known as riffing or joking around.
Or a gentle and friendly mocking.
At first glimpse, it may seem like Irish people are constantly insulting one another.
We do like to laugh (if at all possible, we will try and aim laughter in the direction of friends).
We also don't take life too seriously.
Combine these two Irish character traits and you arrive in the wonderful world of slagging.
Have you met any Irish friends?
Your ability to mutally 'slag' each other is a benchmark of how close a friendship you have.
With newly-met acquaintances, slagging can be tough. You are still getting to know each other and testing the waters.
On the other hand, lifelong comprades or siblings can slag each other unconditionally.
How To Slag Irish People...
If someone starts doing an impression of your accent, don't take it as an insult.
It's probably a sign that they want to get to know you!
Have a laugh, feel free to join in and return the slagging. It's all in good spirit!
Try these handy Irish phrases to fit right in:
"Stop acting the maggot" - Acting in a foolish manner.
"Ye half eejit ye" - Not quite a full eejit, but still quite foolish.
"You're an awful snake (pronounced shnaake) " - Translation: you're a sneaky person, but I like you.
Much of the above will be useful when you follow our pub etiquette guide
💡 DID YOU KNOW? The electricity generated by all of Ireland's constant slagging and messing has now been captured and contributes around 75% of Ireland's renewable energy needs.*
Are you high-falutin'?
Do you like telling everyone how fancy you are?
In Ireland, anyone who shows overly zealous self-regard, boastfullness or pride is said to have 'notions'.
In extreme cases, you may even be accused of exhibiting 'serious notions'.
"Check out my new diamante-encrusted hot tub on Insta"
"Would you listen to him, he has SERIOUS notions".
⚠️ VERY IMPORTANT - Anyone who displays 'notions' is opening themselves up to the possibility of being 'slagged'.
🧻 "The Jacks"
In Ireland, they are colloquially called "the jacks".
For example, in an Irish pub or café, you might ask, "where are your jacks?"
⚽ "Stall the Ball"
Irish people love to rhyme when using slang.
'Stall the ball' or 'stall it' is a playful way of asking someone to slow down.
Either literally, or just in conversation.
If you're on tour, it's acceptable to holler to your VagaGuide,
Other very ordinary rhyming slang phrases you might hear in Ireland include:
Mae West = Best. For example, "I'm not feeling the Mae West."
Cream Crackered = Exhausted. Rhymes with another Irish slang word, knackered (meaning very tired).
Dubliners have a particular penchant for naming local landmarks with witty rhyming nicknames. Two classics of the genre are The Spire on O'Connel Street, known as the Stiletto in the Ghetto, and the Molly Malone statue on Suffolk Street, sometimes referred to as the Tart with the Cart.
🙊 The Irish Accent: "33 & A Third"
The way Irish people speak English — naturally enough — carries strong influences from our native language.
You might know it as Irish, Gaelige or Gaelic.
Learning just a little bit about Irish really helps you understand some of the ways that people in Ireland communicate.
The unique Irish accent is a prime example...
You may notice Irish people dropping the H sound from many words.
This means that 'three' is often pronounced as 'tree'.
Or '33 and a third' as 'turty tree and a turd'.
We get a lot of 'slagging' for dropping our 'h' in various words.
The Irish way of saying three may have originated from the Irish/Gaelic word being "trí" (pronounced 'tree').
Well, that's our excuse and we're sticking to it!
💬 "C'mere Till I Tell Ye"
If someone in Ireland is excitedly about to tell you some hot gossip, they may open the conversation in this playful manner:
"C'mere till I tell ya..."
What does this mean?
'Please come closer to me so that I can relate an amusing anecdote'.
'Would ya stop!'
Suspend your logical brain for this one.
When Irish people are chatting, it's normal to hear the word, 'Stop', being exclaimed repeatedly.
As the scandalous story reaches its finale, expect the Stops to crescendo in volume and pitch.
As you might have guessed by now, the listener is basically telling the storyteller:
A) How much they are enjoying the experience
B) To continue.
i.e. 'Please do not stop'.
Quite the opposite.
💷 "Sound As A Pound"
One meaning of the word 'sound' can be 'sturdy' or 'reasonable' for all English speakers.
For example, 'sound logic' or 'sound judgement.'
But here in Ireland, the same word can be applied to people.
If you think your new Irish friend is friendly, helpful or generally a good soul, you can describe them as 'sound'.
Combine this piece of Irish slang with 'pound' (before 2002, the Irish currency used to be pounds) and you get 'sound as a pound'.
Direct meaning = it's all good.
If your VagaGuide asks how you're doing, and you're feeling good, a good response would be:
"Sound as a pound, thanks for asking"
We're not talking about taxidermy here.
If you're 'absolutely stuffed' then you've had a large amount of lovely Irish food and are feeling satisfied.
Stuffed to the gills.
Full to the brim!
These are phrases we guarantee you'll use more than once on your trip to Ireland.
💚 Ireland: Logical... Sometimes
Irish phrases may differ from Canadian, Australian or American ones.
But our words have quite logical meanings:
Footpath or Pavement - a.k.a. a sidewalk; it's a path your feet go on.
Runners - What you might call sneakers or trainers, we refer to as runners. So-called because you go running in your runners.
Petrol/Diesel - What we put in a VagaTron (not 'Gas')
Minerals - What you might call soft drinks or sodas
Sweets - What you might refer to as candy
Shop/Supermarket - A store
Want To Study Irish Slang In-Depth?
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*We're only messing.